Jax. 21. Delawarean. Poly, anxiety-ridden, abnormally charming at times.

Would be a glorious God-Empress except for the embarrassment about receiving tribute. I like feminism, trashy period dramas, fashion with a backstory, evening skylines, baritone voices, ladies and gentlemen in suits, and cosmic horror stories. I mostly reblog things because I have negative talent with any sort of image editor.

My fandoms change daily. I do, however, post and reblog a lot of Exalted stuff.

You can find my feelsdump of a writing blog here. Sometimes I write stuff on this blog too, when I'm not doing silly Exalted cosplays.

 

beatonna:

Well there I was with my wheelbarrow of enormous fish, and this mermaid lady just got all up in my face out of nowhere, and I was like, “aren’t you supposed to be seducing me or something, isn’t that what mermaids do,” and she was like, “nah, I just sit on this rock and talk shit all day.”  Then she waggled her finger and made a rude gesture and even though I’m just a regular joe with a wheelbarrow of enormous fish, I thought it was pretty out of line.
(See some of Paul Burke’s folk art here)

beatonna:

Well there I was with my wheelbarrow of enormous fish, and this mermaid lady just got all up in my face out of nowhere, and I was like, “aren’t you supposed to be seducing me or something, isn’t that what mermaids do,” and she was like, “nah, I just sit on this rock and talk shit all day.”  Then she waggled her finger and made a rude gesture and even though I’m just a regular joe with a wheelbarrow of enormous fish, I thought it was pretty out of line.

(See some of Paul Burke’s folk art here)

prokopetz:

hattmanstumbler:

erebabes:

you have not lived until you’ve seen the leader of the greek nationalist party in handcuffs

:D

He’s like the world’s angriest hobbit.

prokopetz:

hattmanstumbler:

erebabes:

you have not lived until you’ve seen the leader of the greek nationalist party in handcuffs

:D

He’s like the world’s angriest hobbit.

Anonymous asked
choice: if you could go out on a date with Lupita or Sebastian, and explicitly not both of them, who would you choose

Anon, you’re killing me. How dare you make me choose?

With my current headspace, probably Lupita. I could use the cuteness and sunshine and sense of humor she projects.